Never be ashamed of having a crush on Toure I'm a crusher
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Toure is straight and has been downright flaming -- he is breaking our gaydar! Don't get me wrong but the manliest men often have man-crushes on effeminate men. It makes them feel even more manly. Scroll down and check out his short and medium hairstyles.
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Why People Have A Crush On Toure
50+ man-crushers
Rated by - Cameroon are fire !!! Indomitable Lions have found their teeth, they are pulling part Yaya Toure Côte d'Ivoire 4 1, is Njie is the new Eto? -- Thomas Mlambo
- A Black woman marrying into the heart of the British Royal family is very threatening to the idea that white people are the superior race. -- Touré
- Honestly Yaya Touré is a straight stud. -- Chris
- Kolo he is a baller -- ß
- Like seriously: Ribery - 88 but Bale - 87 van Persie - 88 but Aguero - 86 Toure - 86 These are making me physically ill -- Tyler the ProCreator
- POI: WHO IS GOING TO SEE AVENGERS WITH ME ON FRIDAY? -- Toure' B.
- He is an incredible player, but he'll just be remembered for the cake incident now. -- Chuzwozzer
- "Hip-hop is merely speaking about the situations that we have been dealing with for the last 20 to 30 years." - Toure -- ariana
- Do you agree that only Messi, Ronaldo, Ribery, Ibrahimovic & Robben are better than Hazard? He seems to think so. David Silva? Bale? Toure? -- TFD
- It had everything thing except good defending. Bolasie is the man but Yaya he is then boss. -- Mungo_Pak
- Yaya he is doubtful for clash with the mighty Spurs -- Fuad Asri
- How much is Yaya Toure going for on ultimate team last time I looked he was 200K ? -- Benjamin
- All we need now is a goal from TOURE from outside the box and I'm happy -- -
- Tourettehero: Why can i in some places and its ok, but not in others? I need to visit HS_Resistance so i can tic in peace. -- Amaury Delplanque
- So is Black Canseco really NaS and he is actually Your Old Droog or do I have all of this shit fuxed up still? -- IG: @Dallas_Penn
- God you FRICJING OH MT FOS WHY WOULD TOU SO THAT TOURE SO SICK -- brooklin grantz
- Yaya he is the definition of overpowered CDM this man must have feet blessed by Jesus Christ himself -- Nick Armitage
- I don't like that get all mad to quick shit. Thats really irritating -- ☆_☆
- Bae is good -- •••BIGGIE•••
- Yaya Toure of Cote D'Ivoire is W-O-R-L-D Class!!! No doubt. -- #BringBackOurGirlsOo
- 28' - Yellow card. Daley Blind is the first player booked today following a lunge that caught Yaya Toure. -- Manchester United
- 28. YELLOW CARD: Blind is booked for a challenge on Yaya Toure and City have a free-kick in a dangerous area... -- Manchester City FC
- Yaya Touré is the freaking midfielder's boss Tchoooo !! -- Vieux
- Yaya Toure needs to wear a pair of freaking long shorts. Sporting really short shorts like he's a stripper or something. -- Paul
- See how yaya toure is just regulating the midfield -- John Doe
- Toure Yaya is the complete player, he is however completed unrelated to Kolo Toure -- Rob White
- Can someone please stop yaya toure :\ he is a major problem for man united -- uKevyKev
- Ive never seen someone with yaya toure's physicality be so comfortable on the ball -- ?
- City without Yaya Toure even when he is not at his best are a dead team -- GuyFawkesJohnJohnson
- Wonder if Ron Atkinson is watching YaYa Toure's performance this afternoon? -- ShandyDrinkinFraggle
- Yaya he is by far the best passer,playmaker in the -- Al Capone 26
- Yaya he is tearing that defense with through balls..wueh! -- Ian Mutuli
- Yaya toure is by far my favourite player -- Rhys Garrity
- Yaya he is a beast -- Thank You Meyiwa
- Maaan! Yaya he is tearing apart this Man utd defense -- ᵗˢᵉᵏ ᶜᵃˡˡ ᵐᵉ Soso™
- Jovetic is subbed off. Now look for Yaya Toure to make those runs from the midfield -- Drifted Wide
- Oooh Yayaaa Yayaaa Touree, so before he breaks away and he scores oooh Yaya Toure I think we should pay him some more -- Duh sa lajne
- Yaya Touré is opnieuw alomtegenwoordig. Na zijn vormdip terug de oude vandaag. Rushes zoals alleen hij dat kan. Sterke beer. -- Hannes Delagrange
- Yaya he is up there with the best midfielders of all time, got everything ya need in his role, outstanding player -- 'Alex Lane'
- This is when Yaya Toure will come alive, please go and rest -- Dotun Ade
- I'd like to believe Yaya he is one of the fastest players around..he's just lazy. . -- leatile
- Yaya toure is a tank!! Wow! -- Abhinav Gupta
- Safe to say that the yaya toure we know is back to his best -- Travis Bowland
- Not withstanding YAYA TOURE is a complete perfect footballer. -- Victor ekwonna
- So football vines have resorted to videos of toure's genitals. Brilliant -- Ernesto Arlol
- Yaya he is gradually getting back to his best. -- O.L.A.W.A.L.E.
- Yaya toure is really outstanding in the midfield today, he has really outclassed Fellani -- jefferson
- What is it with toure? no one can get near him when he gets going. nothing flashy about him, just runs hard and direct -- Daniel
- Yaya he is doing now what Michael Essien used to do for Chelsea in midfield. Power surge. -- ČechMate☝
- If theres a time I'm negative is when manutd play mancity and Aguero and Toure start our defense makes toure look good in his worst season -- FlavionsKimaniΨ
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