Never be ashamed of having a crush on Trent Green I'm a crusher
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Rated by - Trent Green should really practice speaking in front of a mirror during the week. -- Tom Lathroum
- Who is Trent Green and why is he worse at commentating than Charles Davis?? -- internet defense force
- He is a fucking dumbass holy shit -- 🎃💀ÄĆ£ BØØG1£MÄÑ💀🎃
- He is still fine at 48 -- I don’t know the other girls.
- he is 42 years old and retired so...yeah that's a pretty even trade. -- Joe Coreno 🍻
- The only way the Bengals win this game is if they have a 'Robert Geathers style hit on Trent Green' on Mahomes -- Matt Miller
- Okay I just met Trent Green and I know who that is -- Catalina 💫
- He is a disaster in the booth -- Mike Lilje
- It is painful to listen to Trent Green, Bryant Gumbel, and Coach Arians call a game. -- Clarke
- Trent Green not knowing a rule is not cool for a broadcaster -- Jeff Risdon
- Does Trent Green not know what down it is? I think you kick the FG here. -- Mookie Alexander
- Two point conversion to Trent Green on a jump pass is good! -- Matt Diggs
- So... Trent Green and Kurt Warner are both in the stadium where Mike Martz just switched quarterbacks. -- Doug Farrar
- Is Trent Green James Franco in 20 years? -- Miami Reinke
- He is predicting these plays better than Tony Romo .. because we can hear the play calls.. -- Farzin Vousoughian
- Trent Green getting his Tony Romo prediction hustle on...which is made much easier when you can hear the QB on mic in the huddle lol -- Chris Williams
- He is pretending that bad guys never testify against bad guys. -- Cards Hockey Fanboy
- fan, we tried the Trent Green and Jay Cutler route, you wanna try again? -- Thomas White
- He is at the Big 12 tournament. I repeat he is at the Big 12 tournament!! -- Bri Rome
- Ok so he is here and he's still hot af -- Liz TeamSean 🏹👑❤💍
- Welp Trent Green's jersey # had the million. I'd settle for 3/4 though. Even if now this wasn't the best amount. -- Adam Johnson
- 41 strings of broken play in the middle leads to TRENT green -- Exeter University Men’s Hockey Club
- I guess they just let anyone who lost to Trent Green to start for a Super Bowl winning football team -- Eric Shubiak fan account
- How do you claim Trent Green and then go to Patrick Mahomes and don t know who played in between that. -- Erik Leyva
- Trent Green has no idea that Frank Clark isn t playing today. -- Andrew Crocker
- So in Trent Green s imaginary world where he can fly, he s still broadcasting games. That s dedication. -- Royals Nation
- He is such a goofball. I'm glad he was a Chief. -- Melanie Sarver
- Trent Green trying to be PC about how shitty the Raiders are is hilarious. -- Lee
- He is -- Bo
- Ari Wolfe is a nice addition to the preseason booth this year. Great pairing with Trent Green. -- Full Press Chiefs
- I say this at the start of every football season. Trent Green has aged REALLY well! -- Brittany 🌻
- Trent Green just analyzed that touchdown as if anyone in the known universe cared. Lamar is back though! Nice job Lamar! -- Jed DeMuesy
- He is a moron -- Mike Cline
- He is not good in the booth -- Blake Seidler
- Wilks is a great Db coach Trent Green thats why it doesn t matter who our corners are -- CEEJ
- He is one of those announcers who calls a shovel pass a shuffle pass. And he played the game. -- Tim Blüm
- This just in: he is even more boring than Troy Aikman! -- jarrod
- Trent green is a paid member of the baltimore ravens media team -- Michael Pecchia
- He is to football announcing what he is to NFL quarterbacking. -- CLEDumpsterFire
- Former NFL QB he is on my oversold flight out of San Jose. No...he did not get bumped off the plane for Kurt Warner. -- Nick Yeoman
- And I disagree with Trent Green: 4th-&-inches at this point in the game IS a good time to go for it. -- Dave Dameshek
- Isn't Trent Green the guy who head butted the wall or goal post and gave himself a concussion? -- Cory Schneider
- He is impressed with the 49ers defense....doesn't mention they're facing an infant quarterback. -- Chris
- He is a slow no personality version of Tony Romo -- Paul Nickel
- Steelers don t want to rush Fitzpatrick per Trent Green!!? Why!!? They are 0-2 he is a pick and not a rookie!? -- Bob Greenburg
- The guy in the Trent Green jersey at this bar is my friend -- Perry Bogard
- It me a suddenly vocal Kansas City chef is fan. I don t know who Trent green or Len Dawson is -- Ed Hochuli Fan
- This offense is reminding me of when we had Trent green Gonzalez and Dante Hall -- ASVP💡
- He is horrible at this announcing football games thing... -- Samuel Montgomery
- Trent Green said Dalton going 21-27 and 171 yards so far is having a heck of a day ...yea I guess... -- Who Dey Nation CEO
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