Anna Wintour

As New York Fashion Week struts towards its grand finale, it's time to raise our glasses in a toast and reminisce about the fabulous Anna Wintour. This iconic Vogue queenbee has been fiercely banning celebrities from gracing the hallowed halls of the annual Met Gala. But hold on to your haute couture hats because we've just discovered not one, but TWO celebs who have earned themselves an exclusive ban! Oh, and there's this other star who is teetering on thin fashion ice too...

Now let us take a moment to appreciate how catastrophic one must be deemed by Queen Wintour herself in order for feathers (and sequins) to fly at her prestigious event.

First off, brace yourself for shock numero uno: pop superstar Taylor Swift has found herself crossed out of that oh-so-luxurious guest list! Rumor has it that Ms. Swift had allegedly committed three cardinal sins - wearing white after Labor Day (gasp!), showing up with a hairstyle eerily reminiscent of Miley Cyrus' most controversial phase (#trending), AND using too many glitter pens while signing autographs backstage during last year’s affair (allegedly obstructing fellow attendees' views). Wayward behavior indeed!

But wait till you hear about sin number two being sashayed right into their stylish oblivion... drumroll please It’s none other than Kanye West – yes folks; Kim Kardashian's better half couldn't even charm his way into Vogue heaven despite his eternal quest for approval from high-fashion royalty. Apparently Mr.West made an unfortunate rookie mistake: he wore crocs with socks while shopping down Fifth Avenue before attending last year’s gala attempt—a serious violation according to insider sources close enough they can actually spell 'Louis Vuitton'.

And as if those two extreme exclusions weren't thrilling enough already—there is rumor circulating through fashionable grapevines regarding yet another infamous celebrity inching closer to the forbidden line. Brace yourself for controversy! Justin Bieber, yes, THE Biebs himself is currently toeing that tenuous edge between being showered in paparazzi flashes or forever blacklisted from high-fashion shindigs. It appears his perilous path began when he once accidentally served sparkling wine instead of champagne at an after-party… Shocking stuff!

So there you have it folks — a glimpse into the fiery depths of Anna Wintour's fabulous vendetta against undeserving celebs who dare tarnish her glamorous soirées with fashion faux pas

Rated by 50+ girl-crushers

• She is always on her phone, I wonder if she plays Flappy Bird. -- Nico Bellay
• Kendall is only 18 and she sat front row next to Anna Wintour in FW14 -- L
• Anna wintour is the queen of everything we know and love about fashion -- or whatever.
• I have a lot of questions but the one at the top of my list is how the fuck kendall jenner got a front row seat next to anna wintour -- Alessia Fusca
• I mean, she is a bad bitch but Grace SLAYS. -- christina monroe
• So bored I almost just clicked on an article about how Kendall Jenner sat next to Anna Wintour at fashion week...WHY -- Melissa Polen
• Anna Wintour was like,"she cannot wear motorcycle boots here." I'm like, "well I'll wear them so I can guarantee never getting invited again -- maxwell
• I love how she is shading the hell outta Kimye by not only having Kendall n Vogue, but also "sitting" next 2 her at the TPSHP show! -- Jules
• Saw Anna wintour's last smile is in TOM FORD 2001!!! -- miyuzz
• My dream is to work for Anna Wintour -- Maddy
• Just in case you ever bought into the Anna Wintour-being-elegant nonsense fed to us for yrs, she was hanging with a Kardashian. Case closed. -- A. J. Delgado
• I was so close to Anna Wintour last night and I didn't even realise it -- Tessa Jones
• So my friend has been a few metres away from Anna Wintour, Kylie Jenner and now today Harry Styles. WTF. ALL IN TWO DAYS. -- Dulce Marie
• My goal in life is to be seated next to anna wintour at a fashion show -- chesca
• She is so hot though -- Seany Hendley
• I know this is stupid but WHY THE HELL KENDALL JENNER WAS SITTING NEXT TO ANNA WINTOUR? ugh -- sofia
• There is nothing I want more in this whole world than to go out to brunch and shit talk with Anna Wintour -- rickety cricket
• Kendall Jenner on Anna Wintour: "She's amazing. Our flights both got diverted to Newcastle so we talked about that." -- ForeverKardash
• If you google 'Anna Wintour and', Kim Kardashian is the 1st name that comes up. I presume the four horsemen will be following shortly -- Louise O' Neill
• "She s amazing. Our flights both got diverted to Newcastle so we talked about that." - Kendall on meeting Anna Wintour at the Topshop show. -- KendallDaily.Net
• I don't really feel like Kendall Jenner has earned the right to sit next to Anna Wintour at LFW shes just a beginner -- S Diddy
• I know anna wintour is god etc but who the fuck wears dark sunglasses during a fashion show -- Robin Brook
• YES Kendall Jenner!!! Sitting FRONT ROW w/ Anna Wintour, & Kate Moss during London Fashion Week ughh.. this girl is coming.. -- J.Carter
• Kendall's cool and all but when did she become so cool she gets to sit next to Anna wintour at London fashion week...... -- Brookeeee
• "Who Really Cares About What Anna Wintour Says Anymore"?Maureen Callahan. -- Holybags
• I mean seriously i had to sit BEHIND anna wintour when i shouldve been sitting NEXT to her. how embarrassing. -- troy
• Hmmm so I just saw Bradley Cooper and Anna Wintour -- Yasmine Akef
• The real question is why am i not at fashion week sitting next to anna wintour -- Alexandra Smith
• It's Anna Wintour's birthday therefore today is a worldwide holiday -- Sam Fazz
• She is so amazing -- MG
• It's so funny when you tell someone they look nice in a pic then all of a sudden it's profile pic & insta upload...I feel like Anna Wintour. -- Marques
• Who tf my mom think she is requesting no social media at her wedding? Anna Wintour?? -- Jack
• "Anna Wintour and Kendall Jenner share a birthday? I think the fashion gods have left the building, no one is looking out for us anymore." -- Anon Model
• She is a Scorpio. I am a Scorpio. -- Morgan?
• I wish Anna Wintour was my aunt so I can get clothes I actually like on Christmas. -- Alexis Agudelo
• Of course cool, calm, and cut throat she is a Scorpio, of course she is. Happy Birthday Queen. -- The Sultan of Baenei
• Today's Anna Wintour's 65th birthday. Her only daughter is 27. Anna had Bee at age 38....hmmmm maybe I could wait a few years longer. -- Reese Bee
• The only thing colder than this juror duty room is Anna Wintour at a Good Will. -- Shawn Pelofsky
• Today is Anna Wintour's birthday. -- ßen £lectro
• She is perfect -- your senpai.
• Wishing Anna Wintour a very Happy Birthday today! -- Todd Reed
• "It is not about it's about style". Anna Wintour. -- Karla Badillo
• Of course she is a Scorpio. -- Aysha Malik
• « It is not about it's about style. » Anna Wintour (1949) -- INMACULADA URREA
• Anna Wintour was in my dream last night. And today is her birthday. I swear I didn't know this? -- Savannah Longoria
• She is a Scorpio, like duh. -- daniahkhalil
• Actually, there are so many cool celeb birthdays to choose from today. Anna Wintour, Monica Vitti, Kendall Jenner... -- Michael Fragoso
• Young anna wintour is so cute yet cool -- PURR-FECTIONIST
• Happy birthday, Anna Wintour. I love you and I hope one day I can meet u, but I'm pretty sure I would pass out or panic so maybe not. Thanku -- Kelly
• She is a Scorpio -- King

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