Never be ashamed of having a crush on Shappi Khorsandi I'm a crusher
Iranian comedian
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Shappi Khorsandi is straight. She is a real woman. So you have a girl-crush on her? Go ahead and check out the pictures below -- so hot! Scroll down and check out her short and medium hairstyles.
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Why People Have A Crush On Shappi Khorsandi
50+ girl-crushers
Rated by - khorsandi is great live. Hope she remembers the kids in car. But least she can relax in the mean time :) -- kirsty Hingston
- She is a genius -- ૐ sasha ૐ
- She isn't funny. If you think she is, you're so wrong it offends me. -- Sam Vimes
- Women are very rarely funny but shappi khorsandi has to be the worst -- Tom Maloney
- Shappi Khorsandi. Is there a 'shakes head' emoticon? -- Paul Naylor
- Does that wretched Shappi Khorsandi have any 'jokes' that aren't about her being Iranian or a woman? -- Lorelai Overthinker
- She is quite possibly one of the only funny women on the stand up circuit. Apart from Jo Brand -- Scott O'Sullivan
- Awful to hear that Shappi Khorsandi has been racially abused on the tube today. This IS her country. -- nicola branch
- Lmao Shappi Khorsandi so funny -- Darren Smith Ντάρεν
- WHAT is shappi khorsandi doing on loose women?? dear God -- Annabel Rich
- Who the hell is this "comedienne" Shappi Khorsandi? She's like an annoying kid who is desperate for attention. Totally cringing -- Saffy
- She is so funny -- liviaaa
- I've got the biggest crush on shappi khorsandi -- Boloto lover
- Tomorrow is a Bette Middler special with Ruth, Coleen, Janet and Shappi Khorsandi. -- Mattie Jameson
- Everytime Shappi Khorsandi comes on TV, I turn it off bc 14yr old me is still bitter that she never gave me The Midnight Beast's waterbottle -- sammmmmmmm
- Shappi khorsandi is a very unfunny person -- Hi Im George
- Shappi Khorsandi at Soho Theatre totes hilare -- Helen Parker
- Shappi Khorsandi was hilarious! -- Glenn Hicks
- how long before i can say look what arrived today... My Shappi Khorsandi tickets for brewery arts center in kendal? :-) x -- graham neal
- Going to see a female Iranian comedian called Shappi Khorsandi l wonder what she has to say about Mr Ayatolla? -- Dorcas Gwata
- I still remember being told by professional immigrant Shappi Khorsandi that I didn't find her funny cos I was 'thick'. -- mashud c
- Bombing some Mandy with Shappi Khorsandi -- Scott Clark
- Reminiscing about defunct electronics shop Tandy with Shappi Khorsandi -- Sam Reilly
- and she is leaving me a bit glum with all the post-split bitterness. sometimes you just want a belly laugh -- Ruth Guthrie
- Loving shappi khorsandi awards. A woman after my own heart so many things in common ;-) -- Joanna
- I'm so exhausted of hearing about Shappi Khorsandi's sister, maybe agents should just book her instead idek -- daniella
- Shappi khorsandi is comedy goals -- Char
- Shappi Khorsandi (mute) -- TerenceJay
- Shappi khorsandi is my fave on this comedy gala tbh yES -- bomb girls beth
- 1973 Shappi Khorsandi, Iranian-English comedian. Happy 42th! -- Wiki Birthday :)
- Me and my mum can't stand Shappi Khorsandi when she's on the TV. Absolutely not funny. -- Danny Copley
- Shappi Khorsandi -- Gordon Frew
- Shappi khorsandi, give it the fuck up -- megz
- Every comedian at the comedy gala has made me laugh then shappi khorsandi put me in a Coma -- stephen jones
- Shappi Khorsandi Im not a fan. -- Jay R
- Shappi khorsandi must be the worst comedian ever. Forever over playing the woman/Asian jokes -- Vicki Gooblar
- Oh God, it's Shappi Khorsandi That's me away to my bed -- alison parker
- Shappi Khorsandi on the other hand, makes me want to feed my ears to a pack of wild dogs. -- Jack Thurston
- Have funn Shappi Khorsandi. -- Stephen McAteer
- Went to see Shappi Khorsandi at the comedy club in Liverpool . She was brilliant , very insightful and lots of fun xx -- Michaela Brayley
- If she is encouraging people to stop smoking, I may just take it up as a hobby to be contrary. -- Tim
- So Shappi Khorsandi calls someone a "nut job" for using racist terms. See what people think of that in 40yrs. -- Robert James Peacock
- I saw Shappi Khorsandi once. She's nowhere near as funny as she thinks she is -- Rich Goodall
- Casually in a pub with Shappi Khorsandi, Seann Walsh and Mark Steel whilst looking at embarrassing photos of the boy -- Polly Glynn
- Nice man in cafe: 'excuse me, you're Shappi Khorsandi aren't you? The news reader!' Ouch. I need to up my game. -- Shappi Khorsandi
- 0332 GMT We NOTE Shappi Khorsandi who is set to be the next titular head of the British Humanist Association, reportedly starting next month -- KHOODEELAAR!
- People I really dislike: Sarah Millican Shappi Khorsandi Toby Young Taylor Swift Yasmin A-Brown Adolf Hitler -- mashud
- She is not in Star Wars -- kie
- Hey folks! Guess who is returning to Distraction club this month? Only the brilliant Shappi Khorsandi! Woot and Wahey! -- GazHunter
- I feel so sorry for Rich Hall for having to be on a team with Shappi Khorsandi -- Bryan Sheach
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