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You're"desperado" 4 a night out with "corona"Why not pop along 2 coopers karaoke with "jack" &"Gordon"might find your"buds" drinking"vodka"
Right. Cracker Jack Gordon.
Jack Gordon didn't go to school the day Scotland found out they wouldn't be independent cause his mum had a tea party to celebrate
JACK GORDON YOU RE SO FRESH
Me and jack Gordon going to have a few beers tonight. Ooooosssshhhh