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Yes uhm hi i want to order one Robert Goulet pls
Where is Robert Goulet these days?
Can we please leave the lounge covers of R&B/Rap songs to Will Ferrel's Robert Goulet impersonation? It is not a winning genre.
I've come to the conclusion that Barbara Streisand is the female Robert Goulet.
I came of age right around the time it became impossible to book Robert Goulet unironically.