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Randy Johnson shirtless bikini

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He is a piece of shit
He is also in the Hall of Derp
Calling the cops on the man for throwing heads of lettuce at you! That isn't abuse! That's a Randy Johnson move backing you off the plate.
I think he is pitching for the A's tonight.
I wish comment existed when Randy Johnson played so we could all appreciate together how hilarious his name is